bubble girl

Ii was bored and decided to find some good "You know you’re Australian when…"quotes

.. You’re familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O’Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer .

..You know that Burger King doesn’t exist. It’s Hungry Jacks.

..You know that “stubbies” are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a “gimp”, “bogan” or “geezer” is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in “strife” and you’re liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans “rooting” for something.

..You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.

..One word: Skippy.

..You know that you can’t eat Fantales alone… Otherwise who will you play the ‘Who am I…’ game with when you’re reading the wrapper?

.. You know that Sydney should be the capital, because Canberra is a hole.

..You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread… and actually grow to like it. You’ve also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.

..You say ‘no worries’ quite often, whether you realise it or not.

..You’ve drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.

oh there so good shall we keep going?!!!!!

..You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin"

..You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."

..You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon
Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

..When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched
by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

.. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the
government's new test for migrants.

..You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal
such as watering the garden.

and last but not least........
You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin. yey and proud to be an Aussie!